Bad Fortune

Fortune cookies help cops nab suspect:

TULSA, Okla. Two fortune cookies helped Tulsa police make an arrest after a pair of break-ins Chinese restaurants. Terrence Middleton, 30, was booked Friday on charges of second-degree burglary and attempted second-degree burglary after police responded to a burglar alarm to find him with more than $20 in coins and the cookies in his pockets, Officer Leland Ashley said.

What reporter wrote this crap? They let you know that the robbers were caught with $20 in cash and fortune cookies from the restaurant, but they don't even tell you what the fortune's said.