3.13.2008

The High Cost of Cheap Sex



You are either the only man on earth not to whack off imaging sex with this woman worth that much money or you are the only woman not to wonder how much The Gov would have paid for an hour with you.

And if you are in the news business, you have already used this 20-something as a foil for finding out everything you ever wanted to know about high-priced whores.

And if you haven't been to her MySpace page, you may be the last person left on the web who has yet to hear her sing http://www.myspace.com/ninavenetta It's not as bad as you thought it would be, but I'm not sleeping with the Governor of New York just for a thousand bucks and a million hits on a MySpace page.

4 comments:

Deadman said...

I haven't whacked off to her because I haven't found any naked pics of her. Got any?

I just blogrolled you.

H2o said...

Mark, since when do you need a naked picture?

Deadman said...

Well I guess I don't but graphics always enhance the experience...

TheSnarkiest said...

Penthouse or Hustler one will take care of the current lack of nudes as quick as they can. When profitting on a sex scandal its best to get your money quick, before the next one rolls along.