Police in Massachusetts are hunting a mysterious naked man, who was seen by several witnesses wandering around town wearing nothing but a gas mask.Why wasn't the description more complete—circumcisized, uncircumsized, etc. I know, I know, I can here you saying it, "Duh, Snarkiest, that would only be needed if there were a lot of guys going around in gas masks and you want to get the right one." True enough, but how many times do you get to give such a complete description of the peeping tom?
The nakedness was first observed by a witness at about 9.40pm last Thursday, when a motorist spotted the naked gas mask guy lurking in the entrance of a building in Newton, Massachusetts....
The naked man and his gas mask were next reported when a woman heard her doorbell ring. Looking out through her door's peephole, she noticed that the person who'd rung her doorbell was naked, and wearing a gas mask.
Authorities believe that it may have been the same naked gas mask-wearing guy.
The gas mask-wearer is described as approximately 30 years old, 6 foot tall, around 14 stone, and naked.
3.22.2008
Mysterious naked man - in gas mask
Metro.co.uk reports on a man wearing nothing but a gas mask being sought by police.
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I wonder if he asked any of the women "Are you my mummy?".
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