Sex in the park to be legal

From the city that brought you legal hash bars and a Red Light District full of prostitutes at bargain basement prices compared to the Governor's Rate, we now get legalized sex in the park:

Well, Amsterdam is famous for its Red Light district, but here's something else that's going to draw attention. Alderman Paul van Grieken has plans to allow public sex as part of this summer's new rules of conduct for the country's best-known park, Vondelpark.

If it's legal, that would almost take the fun out of it, wouldn't it? But the article in The Telegraph notes, "Dutch council officials will permit gay sex in public areas but fine dog owners who let their pets off the leash in Amsterdam's Vondelpark." So I guess as heterosexuality would still be outlawed, I could always feel like I was breaking the law.