Headlines I've collected that say the opposite of what they meant:
- Never withhold herpes from loved one
- Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better
- Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation
- Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency
- Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy
- Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984
- If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while
- War dims hope for peace
- Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
- Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
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